Hello again!  To the two of you still checking for the occasional update:  here’s an update!

Today, after over a month in country, I finally made it to the incredibly large city approximately twenty minutes from my flat.  Sometimes even the exciting victories come with sad realizations.  My days as “that American hermit” are steadily coming to an end.  More or less.  Maybe.  Probably not.  More to the point:  I come bearing pictures and tales from the city once affectionately called “a burning, charred, blackened rubble heap” by the American guys who carpet bombed the hell out of it.  Too soon?  Nah.

In case the title didn’t clue you in:  WELCOME TO DRESDEN

(More text below the pictures.  Click on them for enlargement/captions.)

This is the train stop in Radebeul (where I live). Graffiti is almost as common as bureaucracy around these parts, which is to say nigh omnipresent.

When you get off at the Hauptbahnhof (Central Station), you’re just a short jag from this long drag of shopping. However modern and sharp looking, it was a bit of a shock, considering I was looking for old world charm. Instead, I found shirts at a hefty discount, which allows yet another delay before I try to wrestle with the German washing machine in my basement.

That! Over there! Spires?!?! Old buildings? We’re getting closer to the golden land!

This is more like it!

Those statues were saved from the city following the firebombing (Slaughterhouse 5 for further reading on the matter). They were oddly captivating. What you can’t see is the McDonalds immediately out of the frame stage right.

Finally! That’s it! The building I’ve been looking for. Here it is as seen through the pretentious arthouse lens. “See how the old world stands behind the maze of progress, yada, yada, yada.” It’s a neat picture, deal with it.

This is the Frauenkirche (Church of our Lady). Prior to the destruction of Dresden, it was widely regarded as one of the most beautiful churches in all of Europe. Then we blew it up. Whoops. However, industrious people that they are, the Germans collected the rubble and used it to painstakingly recreate the building in all its glory.

My man Martin Luther, the founder of my feast and the reason I find myself here on the other side of the world.

Can’t tell you what this building is. You come up with captions for 30-odd pictures.

This is a mural (again painstakingly re-crafted after destruction) showing all the electors and rulers of Saxony. It stretches on for the length of at least fourteen Turkish vendors all selling trinkets to Italian tourists.

This building, for whatever odd reason, really “spoke” to me, if you’ll forgive the further pretentiousness. It was my Polaris in terms of navigation. That spire led me back and forth across Dresden. Thank you, building.

Doors, but oh what doors they were. The level of detail involved in the architecture here is something to behold.

This is the view from the top of the stairs leading to the “balcony of Europe.” The trees were a bit of a shock after climbing the stairs from a cobblestoned city of towers and high walls.

This and the next few images are taken from the “Balcony of Europe” that looks out across the Elbe river. That bridge connects the “Altstadt” (where this and preceding pictures were taken) to the “Neustadt” (which is, coincidentally, the oldest part of the city, as well as its new hipster hideaway).

The Elbe is remarkable to behold. All great cities need a water feature.

Another view of my lovely building before heading to the Neustadt.

Since this is a theatrical pilgrimage I’m on, here’s “A View from the Bridge.” Eat your heart out, Arthur Miller.

More bridgey goodness.

We’ve broken on through to the other side. After hearing such rave reviews of the Neustadt from my castmates, I was a little underwhelmed. It’s predominantly repurposed Eastern Bloc style architecture and hipsters. It’s like Portland as designed by Uncle Joe Stalin.

However, it was a great pleasure to see this sex bomb on my journey. I’ll actually be around to see him, if I so choose. It’s a tough call.

This was, by far, the most impressive part of the Neustadt, but that’s just, like, my opinion, man.

August the Second, Elector of Saxony. Sounds impressive, looks impressive.

The last picture of my glorious building on my return from the Neustadt.

More Elbe shots as I prepare to hike back to the Hauptbahnhof.

That’s the view of the “Balcony of Europe” when returning from the Neustadt.

The horses pulling the carriage you see stage left there are lovely creatures, not at all bothered by the droves of tourists who seem to have never seen a horse before.

Home again! “But that’s a theatre, Austin.” Yes, but not only do I sleep in a flat behind it, I spend more than enough time there to consider it my true German residence. It’s a huge complex. Got to love those State subsidized arts, huh?

How about all that, huh? Now for the observations for all you still around and reading:

• I didn’t actually go inside anything except a clothing store today.  Museum day(s) will have to be better planned than “Hey, think I’m going to get on a train today.”
• Speaking of said clothing, I’ve gone native.  Expect me to be adorned in true euro-trash fashion as the warmer months approach.  I didn’t bring anything breezy enough with me for Springtime (“…for Hitler and Germany”).
• Apologies to the collective karmic forces for the end of that last point up there, I don’t get to make as many tasteless jokes here.  Damned language barrier.
• To the woman I witnessed holding her four-to-six year old daughter’s bare ass over the street so she could pee:  Who hurt you and why are you like this?
• The experience of eating a bratwurst and having a beer in the shadow of a rebuilt ancient church is something wonderful and difficult to describe.  Scratch that.  A culture that’s open to having a beer on the street with lunch is something wonderful and difficult to describe.  Luther would approve.
• To the beret-wearing man on the bike with the oversized Soviet flag billowing in the breeze behind him:  I feel your message is lost when you’re handing out flyers in the midst of a rather busy outdoor mall.  Woo!  Capitalism.
• “Would you like to pay fifteen cents for a shopping bag to carry your purchase?”  No, I’d like to carry each individual item in a precariously balanced heap on the train ride home.  Take your blood money, German retailer.
• To the hipster douche on the bike who hit the curb and launched themself into the plate glass window:  I think I pulled something laughing at you.  Thank you.
• Tom Jones’ “Sex Bomb” is a song you should all experience if you haven’t.  It makes my reference in the caption less of an odd, homoerotic sentiment.
• Germans seem to really be into creating gaping holes into the Earth.  There’s currently one in the street in front of my house that’s alternately occupied by work crews or a discomfiting number of pigeons, and there were at least four in various parts of Dresden today.
• To the suicidal pigeon who leapt in front of my train home:  I’m sorry life had you so down.  May bird heaven be a better fit for you.

I suppose that ought to do it for now.  God only knows when I’ll be back to post again.  Sometime soon, I guess.  Until we meet again.

(Edited because my grammar is lazy and my mom can still fix it, even when half a world away.  Gracias, Madre)